I’ve been exposed to a new variety of spam recently – job spam. Since posting my resume on the major job boards, I’ve been getting two to three dubious offers per day. Today’s first example was the best yet:

We cordially invite you to join our great team as a Sales Representative / Project Manager. Company (name witheld) is in the process of expending its operations in the U.S. market.

Thanks, but expending operations is what got me into this position in the first place.