And they’re unanimous in their support (benevolent or otherwise) of gold chains. Which is good, since I’d ordered one even before creating the poll! Ha HA! So behold, my gold chain:

I think that does it for the gold bike componentry. Hopefully this doesn’t spill over into other areas of my life. If, a year from now, I’m running around in a black turtleneck and a gold necklace, driving a black Lincoln Town Car, and drinking martinis, at least we’ll know where I went wrong.