Hang up your winter coats, folks. Winter is gonna be moving out pronto. Why? Because my snow tires arrived today. It’s a sure bet that not a single additional snowflake will fall in southeast Wisconsin for the remainder of the season.

As you can see, I left the hubcaps off. The all-black wheel is kinda cool. It says, “outta my way, jerkface, I’ve got snow tires.” Or, “I parked overnight on the eastside.”